This just in: A major upset in the world of competitive Cribbage occurred last night when P. Dude slaughtered Tiffany Kelly in a furious bout of card playing. Early in the evening it looked as though Mrs. Kelly would walk away the winner as usual until a genius bit of discarding launched her competitor into the lead. Try as she might, Tiffany was just no match for the brilliant card play of P. Dude. When Tiffany's weeping ended, and P. Dude's throat was horse from his unsportsman-like trash talking, both competitors dined on baked Ziti. P. Dude insisted on being served first since he was the undisputed champion and zen master cribbage player of the evening.
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there is a cribbage board carved from walrus tusk at the Anchorage Museum...I seen it with my own eyeballs !
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