Monday, March 30, 2009

How High's the Lava Mama?

I've been thinking a bit about this whole erupting volcano thing and the fact that there is 6 million gallons of oil stored near it's base and I decide to write the Coast Guard as kind of a heads up.  The captain of the port is Mark Hamilton, his email address and my letter follows:

Hello Mark,
It has come to my attention that Chevron has 6 million gallons of oil sitting at the base of a volcano. I should like very much if the Coast Guard was involved in an effort to safeguard this oil and or prepare for the unlikely event of it's release. It is very possible that you are already attending to this matter. If so please send me an email and or YouTube video of your current efforts. Please note that "We're working on it" is not an adequate response.

Thank you for your time on this matter, 6 million gallons of oil seems like a lot to me. I calculated that I could heat my home for 20,000 years with that much oil, or nearly 10,000 years if my girlfriend sets the thermostat.

Thanks again,

Johnny G

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Liquid Lunch Hour

This here is a local bar in downtown Falmouth that is good and cozy for a pint in the afternoon or evening. The got themselves a real nice American flag right there hanging from the ceiling, just in case someone feels a little homesick.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

and they taste good, too !

I need addresses for Uncle Joe & Matt and Seva. Thnx

Thursday, March 12, 2009

The Wedding Chest

Vicky's animation.
I helped.
Blogged with the Flock Browser

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Murkowski: bruised, battered and possibly baked.

As if our tumbling stock markets weren't enough, our beloved Senator Lisa Murkowski took a reported 400 foot digger down the south face of Alyeska on Sunday and mangled her knee.  I can't help but wonder if it was the moguls that got her (she strikes me as a mogul skier, I don't know why) or perhaps she spent a little too much time in the purple haze outside the Sitzmark Saturday night.  

Whether you agree with Little Murky's politics or not, torn ligaments mean you were pushing the envelope and that counts for cool points in my book.  I suppose it could also mean you have the atrophied joints of a pterodactyl...whatever. 

Monday, March 09, 2009


or "Things I see in the morning..."

also good is his 'Net's Gone Down' rap.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Jon to the rescue, again