P. Dude was able to make the mandatory once in a life time pilgrimage to the Avery Brewery tasting room in sunny Boulder Colorado... Where he met the maestro himself, Mr. Avery. After many 8-10% mini beers, P. Dude decided to call out Mr. Avery on the release date of "The Beast", Avery's annual Grand Cru. Now every good beer drinker knows that a Grand Cru is a birthday celebration of the former emperor of Belgium and can only be released on the 24th of February each year. Mr. Avery releases his on the 1st of August. After an eloquently rhapsodic filibuster by P. Dude, Mr. Avery simply stood in stunned silence... P. Dude felt satisfied that the error would be corrected...Until P. Dude's wife relayed to him that his entire argument was probably lost on the man due to the hopelessly slurred nature of the speech. Her opinion was that Mr. Avery was trying to discern whether or not he was in any immediate danger.
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Wow, I'm jealous, but way to represent Alaska P. Dude, I wonder if Avery will ever ship there again. I expect we'll all get a special Avery beer for X-mas, I can't wait!
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