How Safe is Our Little Valley?

I know everyone thinks that Girdwood is this safe little haven away from the crimes and brutality of the rest of the world...but let the P. Dude tell you something...it's not! There is a growing number of dangerous gangs forming in our midst. I captured this image of the notorious "Bursiel St. Husslers" staking out their turf. The scroll over the right shoulder of the female gang member denotes their intentions of "educating" the peoples of Girdwood. These feral thugs are savage individuals bent on the destruction of all we hold dear. We cannot and must not submit to their barbarous oppresion. Viva Girdwood!